I’m in a pretty good mood this morning!! I like it
So I’m on the bus and its a black lady who got on at the same stop I did so I don’t know exactly how the conversation started but from what I heard the black lady says she’s 50 years old. The white lady says, “Wow, you look like you’re 30” which she does. The white lady says that she’s 27 and the black lady is gagging for her life right now because the white lady looks 50.
"Fall in love with the sound of her voice, because that’s the first thing you’ll lose when she’s gone."
White Moms vs. Black Moms
White Mom: Can someone please help me with these groceries?
Kid: Idk can i
White Mom: If you dont i wont be able to cook
Kid: Ok fine!
Black Mom:Can someone please help me with these groceries?
Kid: idk can i
Black Mom: CAN YOU? CAN YOU? GET…YO.. ASS.. UP.. AND.. HELP.. ME WITH… THESE… DAMN…GROCERIES
Kid: Yes Ma’am
Hispanic mothers just give u that dirty ass look and you’d be running, lol.
You’d be running because you already know what the dirty ass look was. La chancla
I don’t like you most of the time but I fucking love you.
White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!
White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…